when someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don’t remember where you saw it.
person 1: didn’t you see that post about the dress on twitter?
person 2: oh, i think i saw that at a distance.
person 1: did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
person 2: no way, where’d you see it?
person 1: i don’t know, i think i saw it at a distance.
any non-phone device that requires a sim card to function. all wearables that require a sim card would be considered a simable i order this smartw-tch online… i didn’t know i was going to need a sim card to get all the features working. i guess it is a simable.
- flashlight su*cide
when someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing. after seeing his friends facebook page, jim commited flashlight suicide.
- reverse leonowens
when your girl is bi and convinces another chick to bang you both at the same time. dude i went to a party last night and my girl got this chick to come home with us and they gave me a reverse leonowens!
- truckers truffle
a floating t-rd in a motorway service station toilet. there’s a truckers truffle in that service station toilet bowl.
- are you *ssuming my gender
it’s when someone offends your gender boy1: are you transgender? boy2: are you -ssuming my gender?