At least I’m not Kanye West


this is a “”cop out” phrase you use if you’ve done something absolutely terrible. however, whatever you did probably isn’t worse than the stupid sh-t kanye does on a daily basis.
“you are a son of a b-tch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on pcp”
“yeah, well at least i’m not kanye west”
“true”

“i can’t believe you, you clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a hummer h2”
“well at least i’m not kanye west”
“sh-t you’re right, next round is on me!” – al gore

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