Atascadero High School
a little slice of h-ll. typical high school in that nothing works, the teachers are boring and inept, and the administration exists for the sole purpose of being ridiculed. primary site of interest is the haunted b building bas-m-nt, and that’s it. most buildings are retrofitted portables or ancient, except for the administration building. only good point is the football team, which usually kicks serious -ss. also has a decent ag program, which means that you get a bunch of aggies who are just chilling there till they can go work on a farm. also drains all school funds. school decor involves mostly concrete and orange strips of paint. orange and grey all the… you get the point. basically, it sucks.
adult: so what did you do at atascadero high school today?
student: slept through my first two cl-sses, went to taco de mexico for lunch, skipped the horrible pep rally and smoked weed instead.
this “prestigious” high school is located in the mud-hole town of atascadero. the only thing the kids there have in common is their hatred of the teachers, as most conversations between cl-ssmates revolve around when certain teachers will be retiring. boasting possibly the most obnoxious school colors ever thought of, (orange and grey) the wrestling teams and football teams usually kick major -ss. outside of that, ahs is possible the worst place to grow up in on the central coast. the main academical focuses of the school is to have as few dropouts as possible and to beat neighboring cities in star test scores. if you aren’t a drug-addict or a hic, this place is seriously not for you.
lets go smoke some weed in the creek. it’s not like there’s anything better to do at atascadero high school…like learning for instance.
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