Ate The Pavement


to purposely trip and forcefully land with your face in a womens genitalia
carl; the other day i saw a beautiful women sun bathing on the beach , so i headed that direction and totally tripped and ate her pavement

owen; d-mn son, you totally ate the pavement

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