Athabasca
place. placid rill-forming community on the edge of the athabasca river in nothern alberta. chosen as a settlement site by the hudson bay company in 1987 because of the ease with which sandstone boulders could be wrestled from the banks to anchor white-fish nets.
home of the weasel scars lacrosse team, three-time nll champs, and headquarters of the canadian portage company.
windshield-repair shops and piles of loose gravel crowd the edges of klein street, a dinosaur tomb attracts tourism dollars, and french lessons are available from the nubile l-sses in the winter months.
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the canoe feels a bit unsteady. hop out and see if a side-paddle fell off.
i think that was just the rill as we went through athabasca.
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