crimson rambler


when a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring -ss speech about why she deserved an a on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bl–dy rag and stuff it down her throat.
guy 1: so, did you hang out with your girl last night?

guy 2: yeah, she wouldn’t shut up so i gave her a crimson rambler.

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