Atheist Lent
atheist lent, originating in colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.
it consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all s-xual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as joeing).
the night before atheist lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended s-xual activity.
conventionally, the day following atheist lent, partic-p-nts’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume large quant-ties of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk easier. partic-p-nts usually end up naked and p-ssed out.
i’m the ‘master of my domain,’ i just survived atheist lent and can’t wait to get drunk and play naked ping pong!
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