a poor kid that ironically is named christian even though they’re an atheist. they constantly have to deal with people asking “hey christian, are you christian” in which you say no, and they end up saying “then who are you?” this tends to annoy the living h-ll outta them. so please, if you ask that to one, stfu
griffin: hey christian, are you a christian?
christian: -_- no i’m an atheist.
griffin: well if you’re not christian, then who are you?
christian: i’m a f-cking atheist named christian, go f-ck off.
griffin: why aren’t you a christian, you’re named christian. its so ironic.
christian: omg shut the f-ck up.
griffin: you just said you’re an atheist though! you can’t have a god!
narrator: christian then walks off with a p-ssed off look after being heavily annoyed.
- matt christoff
usually a male who has a twin she- brother who’s dad is suicidal.. he/she’s dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he’s cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. […]
- car drunk
when you’ve been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak. driver: why are you walking so funny? p-ssenger: you drove too far before letting us get out. now i’m car drunk!
- lilly singh
lilly singh is a popular comedian, youtuber, entertainer, actress, raper, and singer. she has over 1 billion views on youtube and over 9,000,000 subsribers! her movie, a trip to unicorn island, premiered at the tcl chinese theaters in hollywood, ca. she completed a world tour, has her own lipstick, and billboards in nyc, la, and […]
- dixon iowa
a small -ss town in b-m-f-ck iowa. the town only consists of a bar, called the legion where the drunks gpo to talk sh-t about their sh-tty jobs. less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or c-ke-wh-r-s. it is famous for the single pop machine attached to a […]
- caramel thunder
black people c-m black boy: want some of this caramel thunder bae ? girl : oh yes daddy