Athletes Cock
a disease which primarily affects the human male. it occurs after a session of unprotected s-x (30mins+) whereby the males p-n-s, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of v-g-n-l/-n-l secretion.
augustus: hey roger, you know you’ve really handed it to her when you get an athletes c-ck for the rest of the day!
roger: yes!
when a p-n-s is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from p-n-s exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. do not attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences
dude john got athlete’s c-ck and he tried to jack off, now his d-ck is raw
fungus on a p-n-s that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.
i had madden rub tinactin on my athlete’s c-ck.
argh my athlete’s c-ck itches.
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