a yeast infection. basically “athlete’s foot” of the v-g-n-.
omg! i can’t believe i have a yeast infection again. must be my hot yoga clothes again. guess that makes it athlete’s coot!
- joint change account
when a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles. “how are things between you and mary?” “it’s getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a […]
- google shield
the act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. great for p-sser-bys. my dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.
- Hot Joshed
the act of stealing someones seat even though there is the presence of the previous persons belongings all around the vicinity of the seat. during the commercial break i got up to use the bathroom only to find out that i’ve been hot joshed upon my return.
- bongo nack
where u fall on your t-st-cl-s while skating. dduuuddde i was like doing a 50-50 when i bongo nacked!
- All Hell Breaks Loose
when you or someone you know p-sses off the biggest biker in a bar and is about to get his -ss fully killed -outside the bar- the biker: your dead little f-g!!! your friend: bring it p-ssy!! -fight starts- you to everone around the fight: all h-ll breaks loose