Athletes Penis
term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of s-xual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.
oli: did you have a good time with that sl-t last night then?
mark: yeah but my d-ck is so sore today.
oli: chlamydia?
mark: nah mate probs just a severe case of athletes p-n-s.
a case where, due to excessive exercise, a man’s p-n-s is smaller than normal. unlike athlete’s foot, athlete’s p-n-s is not caused by fungus infections. it happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man’s p-n-s his normal size is being used in his muscles. this is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.
person a: “ah man, it sucks harrison got pantsed in from of allie!”
person b: “yeah that was the worst case of athlete’s p-n-s i’ve ever seen! i don’t know if he’ll ever be able to live it down…”
irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. also known in some circles as “trench d-ck”
“hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?” “sorry bro i got a mad case of athletes p-n-s. yolo.”
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