athlete’s vag


an infection of the v-g-n- caused by the same fungus that causes athlete’s foot (tinea pedis). also known by the names tinea tw-t and fungal tunnel. this highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.
1. mike accidentally put his d-ck in c-ssy’s athlete’s vag. he now has jock itch.

2. that cougar’s tinea tw-t spread the infection to jeremy’s c-ck, thanks to her rank athlete’s vag.

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