athletic and toned


a body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. if they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting “a few extra pounds”
all i’m finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that i would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. i think i’m going to puke.
a body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. if they were honest with themselves they would select “beer belly”.
i searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn’t even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

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