Atieumphobia
atieumphobia ( ate e um foe b a ) is the phobia of choking on gum while being involved in a car crash.
during the collision of a car crash, the gum you are chewing gets lodged in your throat. no matter how severe you will survive the crash, but you die because no one realizes you choked on your gum.
after the autopsy, the coroner declared johnathon, could have been saved if someone realized he had just choked on his gum during the crash. if only johnathon had atieumphobia, he may have never been in the situation.
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