Atlanta Claus


in the true spirit of the a, atlanta claus steals presents rather than giving them. atlanta claus outfits himself in an oversized michael vick jersey and the traditional santa hat. his beard is more likely to be scraggly than full and white. atlanta claus drinks heavily and smokes black and milds.
1. “g-d d-mn it, atlanta claus broke my back window and jacked my cd player.”

2. atlanta claus: “ay cuz, you needa hand ova dem presents, fa real boi!!”

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