Atlanta Time


when you are in the eastern time zone, but you think you are in the western time zone
dude: i hate new hampshire, too cold outside – when do you depart?
pilot: 17:00 well 18:00 your time
dude: oh – where are you?
pilot: atlanta
dude: as in georgia? the same georgia that touches the atlantic? what are you in the western burbs of atlanta?
pilot: shut-up i’m in atlanta time

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