atlb


all time low boardie.

atlb- we are the hardcore fans. we are the kids that love all time low so much that it hurts. we are the kids that spend our time watching youtube videos and promoting a lot. we are the kids that save up for months for merch and wear glamour kills. we are the kids that are die-hard fans. we are the kids that stick together. we are the kids that actually know that alex is now afraid of milanos and we would probably die without vitamin water. we are the kids that have way too many inside jokes to count. we are the kids that spend our time dancing around in the rain, in our room, at the store, anywhere, singing along to the lyrics with all time low on repeat. we are the kids that start singing dear maria count me in when somebody coughs. we are the kids whose conversations are about all time low 3/4 of the time. we are the kids that know all the tour videos like a bible. we are the kids that know if you play papa roach at soundcheck you might just be in all time low. we are the kids that play “wouldn’t it suck if…” in our spare time. we are the kids that have the ability to love everything about a band and everything that comes with it so much that it hurts. we are the kids that are so emotionally attached to all time low that we can be listening to remembering sunday and just start bawl. we are the kids that know its not funny when that happens because its happened to all of us atleast a billion times. we’re the kids that can be absolutely miserable one moment but be perfectly happy the next at the bells of holly (would you turn me on?). we are the kids that modify running from lions every time we listen to it with “its just too bootylicious for ya girl”. we are the kids that you wouldn’t want to eat your sandwich around. we’re the kids that know exactly what you mean. we’re the kids that start laughing until we cry when we hear the song “theres no water so no flushing the toilet so get off of the bus and go use the port-0-poddy” and not think whoever singing it is weird. we are the kids that know how it feels. we are the kids that love.

atlb always promote atl.
atlb knows everything about alex gaskarth, jack barakat, zack merrick, rian dawson, flyzik, and nano.
if you don’t, your obviously not an atlb :]
an atlb is an all time low boardie. we’re not just a group of kids who l-st after a band, we are a family. another form of atlb is an atlv, who is a vet, and who you can go to for serious questions concerning the band or aproval for threads.
“dude, let’s have an atlb rendevous!”
all time low boardie.
they are the fans who know more about all time low then any mediocre teenie.
they’ll defend atl until the end.
some of them travel thousands of miles just to see all time low.
truly a family; you mess with one, you mess with them all.
“have you joined the all time low boards yet?”
“yeah, i’m officially an atlb!”
a “family” of little f-ggot kids who need to stop trying to be cool and get some lives.
kelsey: hey sam wanna come to an atlb meeting with me.
sam: f-ck no stupid fat-ss get a life and stop caring about a band. none of them even know your name.

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