atmospheric impedance
condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. used to make people with social lives to feel as though they’ve been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of cheetos and mountain dew.
user: my computer won’t turn on.
it guy: perhaps it’s a pebkac error, or your ac cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.
user: atmos…? ooooh! heh, very clever. i’ll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.
it guy: i’m so lonely.
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