Atom Splitter
a high velocity dual-angle (two-part/”split”) c-mshot created by the force of -j-c-l-t- around the c-m-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (c-ck-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. not to be confused with cuban missle crisis.
see also… adam splitter.
i narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when david pulled out and shot an atom splitter… i had to wash both pillow cases!
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