atomic dildo


a d-ld- so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans p-n-s turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the blue droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it’s like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her v-g-n- lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.the user and evrey one within the five mile radius is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. rumored to be in some random mexican lawnmower stache.
i think someone just used the atomic d-ld- -d-ck explodes-
a girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge.”oh no.. atomic d-ld-?” the girl said. suddenly she got the blue droopies “atomic d-ld-.”they both said in unison

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