atomic mouse-trap
a 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her -ss into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. even better if the girl accidentally sh-ts. this tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad s-xual act by the guy.
my man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so i f-ckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, i accidentally sh-t on him too.
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when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl hovers her pelvic region above his face while giving him really amazing head. when he’s about to come, he will tense up and not realizing, will shove his face into her -ss. at this point, she will enthusiastically cut the cheese/drop the bomb and clamp her -ss down on his face to ensure he gets a good whiff of her stench.
commonly used as an act of revenge for previous s-xual wrong doing.
“last night, i thought my girlfriend had no hard feelings over the donkey punch i gave her the night before, because she was really going down on me hard, but i was wrong and i only found out when i started to come and totally got caught in an atomic mouse-trap, i’ve learned my lesson.”
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