atomic push-up
similar to the atomic push-up instead of telling them to do a situp you have them get ready to do a push-up tell them that its been proven impossible to do a push-up with something on their neck (example a 1 pound weight on ur neck)with a blindfold on. then blindfold them, tell them not to push down and to get ready to push down when you say 3 (while doing this have other person put -ss where their face is going to be now say three and push their head into others -ss while removing blindfold with other hand keep their face there for awhile or do w/e idc works better than push up because they get more -ss in face –warning may result in p-ssed off chump with a face full of -ss–
oh my god last night rob tricked me into an atomic push-up…. revenge will be mine!
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