smatty


1. m-ssive br–sts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large br–sts in relation to a girl’s body type or size
did you see those? those t-ts were huge. and she was skinny. i mean, on a large girl, they’d just be regular tatties. but on her, they’re smatties!
meaning a girl has a small but fat b-tt; small fatty; fat but small -ss
yo risma you got a smatty!
slang term for a sandwich – does not have to have ham in.
this egg and bacon smatty is the nuts.

i can’t eat this smatty, it’s got mayonnaise in.

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