atomic situp


person 1 is baited into performing “the hardest situp ever”. person 1 then lies on the floor on their back and told cross hands on chest. person 2 then holds a towel over the face of person 1 covering the eyes telling him sit up quickly with all his strength when he say to. meanwhile person 3 has removed their pants and is squating over person 1’s face with out him knowing. person 2 then tells person 1 to sit up quickly and removes the towel as soon as the sit up begins. the result is person 1’s nose is planted into person 2’s -ss.
betcha cant do an atomic situp
blindfolded, someone tries to do a sit up while holding the hands of someone else so they cant. little do they kno someone is bending over with thier -ss out so when the person doing the situp lets go, they get a face full of browneye.
“oh man, we gave jake teh best atomic sit up last night!”
usually done by frats, you convince someone that they cannot do a situp while you hold a towel over their face (covering their eyes) and hold it strong. they use their strength to try and sit up and while they are doing this a friend pulls his pants down and bends over so his -ss is right infront of the person doing the sit up. you then let go of the towel and their face goes straight into your friends -ss crack.
little johnny tricked all his friends into doing atomic sit-ups.
when one is conned into attempting a “most difficult” situp resulting in a firm thrusting of the suckers nose directly up the sh-t pipe of a prankster. usually results in prompt -ss kicking and residual smell of b-tt mud for several days.
see the movie heavy weights or any highschool locker room
when you crouch over a sleeping dude’s face and punch their t-st-cl-s, immediatly causing a reflexive situp, so they sit up and their face hits your -ss.
hey, that private over in the lca just gut atomic sit-upped.

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