atomic trainwreck


a c-cktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called “joltin’ joe espresso” it gets you so sh-tfaced you won’t even be able to balance on your own -ss however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. it kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.
barkeep: hey try this new drink. i call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let’s try it
ted: holy sh-t i can’t stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was i thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

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