atomic wedgie
when one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
man my “friend” came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days p-ssed it hurt.
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a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.
w0w check out senor lopez’s atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!
when the underwear is lifted up and over the victims head.
like my friends were staying the weekend… while parents gone… and they gave me an atomic wedgie… taped me on to a wall so i couldnt pick it… and taped my legs apart… and my arms wide and my head and mouth… and started hitting me in the b-lls with their feet, and b-lls, and a pole, and everything… it was good
a painful prank where 1 or more people pull the tighty whities of somebody up and over that persons head while they are wearing them, sometimes covering their eyes. this wedges the underwear up their crack, sometimes causing them to cry. it is really funny to watch!
that nerd was being nerdy, so we gave him an atomic wedgie and made him keep it there for an hour!
a wedgie that is pulled over the head, thus creating pain in the b-lls and -n-l swelling, sometimes bleeding. an adminesterer of the atomic wedgie needs strength, arms or legs (to pull up underwear), eyes (to see where the underwear is), a sense of humor, and life. victim of said wedgie only needs underwear on, a b-ttcrack, and a head. it is more enjoyable to the admineresterer, however, if the victim has life, the ability to scream, cry, wet pants, and not be strong at all.
victim: (underwear stretched out about 3 feet) “mommy! mommy! at school there were these big kids that gave me an atomic wedgie! they picked me up and i cried and they grabbed my undies and they dropped me and i dangled from ’em and they stetched ’em over my head and taped the elastic to my chin and i ran and hit a wall and cried and then they picked me up and tore a hole in my undies and hung me from the wall by it and they laughed and i pee-peed in my pants really hard and it hit one of ’em in the face and they got me off the wall and held me down and kicked me between the legs and i cried!!!
victims mom: “now, you’re old enough to fight your own battles, sweety!”
a wedgie that go’s over you’re head
i was staying at my friends house for a sleppover with 9 of my other friends.we were playing truth or dare when it came to me i said dare.then they said i had to do wat ever they said for the hole night.they gave me every wedgie there was the atomic wedgie was the wrost.then they said when i got a b-n-r they would take photos of it
like a wedgie, you grab the underwear and pull up. but in an atomic wedgie the underwear actually goes over you head
mom! bradley gave me an atomic wedgie again!!
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