austin patterson


a 16 year old d-ckhead (refferd to by most) that talks alot of sh-t (most say) and is a poser cause he wants to be justin beiber. he dyed his hair cause he wants people to like him. he has absolutly no friends no sense of humor and is really annoying.
austin patterson is the tip of a d-ck

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