atrikale
the atrikale scale is used to determine the attractiveness of a female mate.
the higher the scale, the less she looks like kale.
bro: have you met my girlfriend?
bro 2: yea, her atrikale is sheiiiiit boi.
bro: i f-cked up my life.
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