At&t Uverse


an unreliable form of multi-media broad band
apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable…

upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. the video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil at&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless…
joe: “hey i just got at&t uverse 2 days ago and its great!”

sally:” yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away”

joe: ” did you call tech support?”

sally:” yea …the message says -this office is closed- but i have a friend who works in the call center so i got an appointment in a couple days” i have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus i have to be home all day…but they said they are coming to fix it”

joe: “:(“

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