attach balloons to
(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.
n.b: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in the united states where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. he somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: adam, what the beep are you doing?
adam: can i finish what i’m doing without being bl–dy disturbed? i am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
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