the holy grail of the s-xting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. when someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that imessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.
amy: i’m rlly bored rn.
james: wanna s-xt?
james: send pics 😉
amy: attachment: 1 image
james: wow. you have mosquito t-ts.
- smoking d*ck
when someone says somethings stupid “yeah i ate dog sh-t the other day.” “what the f-ck this b-tch smoking d-ck.” to waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive. “are you doing your work?” “no, i’m smoking d-ck.” “where is nick?” “smoking d-cks at the bomb range.” #420 #yolo #stop #kony […]
- go sit on a bin
a scottish term used to define that someone is human garbage. your mate feeds the enemy team you then turn to your friend and utter “go sit on a bin.” #sit bin garbage
- sneak dating
when you are dating a male/female without any parent or guardian having the curiosity she is totally sneak dating
- party jess
somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop. look out – we’ve got a party jess over in the corner.
- explosive bagel
when someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job sharon was giving mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel