attempted murder
when your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can f-ck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a sh-tty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.
“bro, i told you she is just gonna attempted murder you”
“but her eyes are so pretty”
“she’s fat now bro, move on.”
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