attending-level car


an automobile (mercedes slr, ferrari enzo, lamborghini gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

this phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money
med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my s-xual advances.

medical student gnohz: don’t worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

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