attention spam
any material or fodder which tends to destroy the attention span.
mtv spews pure attention spam all day, in particular by cutting cameras every 3 seconds.
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noun; e-mails sent by people that are bored, and want people to reply to, so that they would be being payed attention to.
girl: urgh, this guy keeps sending all of these pointless e-mails.
girl2: it’s just attention spam, if you ignore it it’s just going to pile up.
a condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.
kali’s numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam.
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