Attention Surplus Disorder


people who sit and watch or listen to bullsh-t uncritically not realising that it’s complete bullsh-t.

opposite of attention deficit disorder
ie. people who watch:
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime tv

people who listen to
most sermons
andrew bolt
get rich quick seminars
nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters

and many more…

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