i am not graceful or goodlooking, i’m attract-a-lacking.
- hard push
a form of birthing fetish where an individual is turned on by the thought of a girl expelling large objects from her v-g-n- as if giving birth. i found a bunch of hard push p-rn on my sister’s phone last night. ಥ_ಥ
being friendly enough with someone to share a netflix account. we are friendly but we aren’t “netflix-friendly”
- salty dogger
when a couple of old dogs get h-rny and start f-cking. daddy, why is spike on princess? honey, spike is giving princess an ole fashion salty dogger .
scottish slang for stupid. they’re a wee bit doaty not knowing what the word potato means. #doaty #stupid #potato
a beautiful princess with a big heart who seeks to learning new things. everybody loves her but she doesn’t notice how they would do anything for her. -sseylum is so pretty i would do anything for her. i love -sseylum so much but she doesn’t notice my love for her. pretty beautiful love