Atypical-husbitch
free-spirited husb-tch; a husb-tch who acts as a husb-tch when with their partner, but doesn’t bend to their will outside partner contact. often found in the realms of public houses moaning about their husb-tch status.
you’re such a husb-tch, you’re wrapped around her little finger” “no, i’m an atypical-husb-tch, she thinks i’m doing the shopping”
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