the art of begging for forgiveness not for acceptance when trying to pull off a risky task.
lad 1: mate fancy coming ibiza next week
softlad: dunno will have to ask the missus?
lad 1: aubergine rule my friend, aubergine rule
- bobo from finding bigfoot
bobo from finding bigfoot on animal planet is a questionable creature. bobo, a notorious sasquatch, partic-p-tes in the search of his bretheren with his three co-stars on the show. he secretly tells the sasquatches to hide as he speaks boboeese. “bobo from finding bigfoot is a sasquatch himself. he speaks their lingo. he’s the reason […]
- tongue tennis
another word for making out or french kissing me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night! #french kissing #making out
- boyfriend and girlfriend
100% official and not f-cking with no one else he said we weren’t dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
you’re a d-ckleburgh, if you’ve done something publicly embarr-ssing but had to ‘take a photo’ to send it to your friends in hope of consolation. but all they do is laugh and tell you you’re a d-ckleburgh. josh drove into the seafront wall, everyone saw, he looked like a right d-ckleburgh.
a hoe that send nudes to people when dating a different person. wants attention kelbey is a hoe