one of the smartest people you will meet. has a awesome smile and will always make you laugh. most oftenly a tom girl and isnt afraid to back herself up. makes the best of friends and is very loyal to them.
mann i wish a had a aubriann right now.
- Count Plopula
a creature which is half vampire and half p–p. he rises from the toilet at sunset and sucks your blood while you sleep; making you smell really bad in the process. he’s count plopula
when a girl tells you her skinny jeans are denim but they stretch like spandex. kimberleez was totally wearing jeannings today.
my v-g-n-. trish:”you have been given permission to enter the cholak” #v-g-n- #my v-g-n-
- dirty chilli dog
after having giving -n-l s-x to a partner and it comes out dirty, make them give you bl-w j-b to clean it off. that thot was so nasty after doing her in the -ss, i have her the dirty chilli dog
the act of playing pokemon go while driving, with the intention of catching ’em all whilst exerting minimal effort. a modern but less intelligent version of wardriving there’s a gym across town, wanna go pokedriving? #pokemon driving lazy wardriving