Auburn Tigers
the best football team in the country, with two national championships. they should have three championships, but they were not allowed to play against the u$c trojans back in 2004. then, u$c was vacated of their 2004 national championship by the football writers -ssociation of america.
everyone knows u$c pays their players, but n-body could find enough evidence to prove same against the auburn tigers beyond all reasonable doubt…
war d-mn eagle!
a stupid, redneck, cow-patty cousin f-cker college in south alabama who won a national championship by paying criminals like cam newton to play on their team and bribing refs. they are known for being much worse than the alabama crimson tide, a team with 13 national championships that they actually earned. auburn has never had a good coach, this being the reason that they suck. their battle-cry, “war eagle”. a phrase which makes no sense, is used by drunken rednecks everywhere.
billy-bob: i’ll go play for the auburn tigers because their gonna pay me.
when a girl shaves stripes on her coochie and then the girl gets on all 4s and growls like a tiger. and then the man gets on her back, and rydes her and yells war d-mn!!!!!!
i love doing an auburn tiger, especially on gameday. last time he rode me for 3 straight hours before the game. war eagle!
a college football team in the state of alabama that wishes it could win national championships like alabama has done.
a team that redneck preps like to go to and learn something about farming even though theyve worked on the farm their whole life.
a team that promotes all the colors in the rainbow.
i wish the auburn tigers had at least one national championship.
hey guy in the abercrombie & fitch shirt, where did you learn how to farm? “auburn tigers taught me everythang”
so, you just got back from san francisco? ” yeah i had to go support my auburn tigers at the rainbow relay.”
the gayest, imbred football team of all football teams ever! european soccer teams included.
the auburn tigers just lost again. . . big f-ckin’ suprise.
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