Golden Age


the reign of queen elizabeth i of england & wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.
the current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that t-tle faded away with the loss of the empire.
-n.- the time when a person hasn’t cleaned their nose for a while. during this period of time, the nose becomes clogged and full of crusty, gold-colored boogers and is unable to breathe through their nasal c-n-l.
hey, you better blow your nose before you have a “golden age.”

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