auburn university

(n) the loveliest village on the plains. home of the auburn tigers. the only university in alabama with a decent reputation outside of the state.
he attends auburn university. war eagle!
a land grant university located in city of auburn, alabama.

auburn is located in lee county and can be found on the eastern side of the state, roughly 100 miles southeast of birmingham.

academically, auburn is well-known for its agriculture and architectural programs.

the university is also noted for its sports team, the auburn tigers. auburn’s athletics program run the gauntlet from men’s football, the most well-identified with the university, to equestrian sport.
“i’m looking at a few local universities… which one should i go to?”

“auburn university is a good pick. you are planning on going into building design, after all.”
the true natinol champs of 2005
auburn beat viginia tech so usc and oklahoma suck
a “college” located in southeastern alabama. most of the students at auburn were rejected by the university of georgia. students of auburn are notorious for their subpar intelligence. auburn students pride themselves with their political correctness and therefore prefer to be called “culturally challenged” rather than “rednecks”. when traveling through auburn do not smile as you may be regarded as someone with “a pretty mouth”.
john perfected his d-ck sucking technique while he was attending auburn university.
the best cow college in the nation. filled by a bunch of rubes, and idiots.
didn’t auburn go 13-0 this year? yes, and they still finished in second place, what a bunch of idiots.
a school that will never win a national championship because all of the sports writers who vote in the polls percieve it as a little redneck school, full of nothing but trailors, in the middle of no where, whos coach is a big ear’d c-ck smurf who runs his mouth too much, which is all completely true.
did you see auburn university’s entire starting line up get drafted in the first round?
yeah, but they still finished number 2.
a desolate sh-thole university in east alabama filled with pretentious -ssholes. the football team has never risen above mediocrity, but the stupid fans don’t know any better. you can hear some of them mumbling about “prettiest village on the plains”, but if you’ve ever been there, you’ll know that’s a lie. they are completely confused as to whether they are to be “tigers” or “plainsmen” and their battle cry is “war eagle” as apparently an eagle flew over the place and took a sh-t, and the university president thought it tasted good enough to have a war over.
what sort of idiot would ever want to go to auburn university? it’s a sh-thole.