Audi A5


top definition
a really cool car made to grab attention from sk-nks, cheap hookers, strippers and hoes all at no charge. audi a5’s have been best known for grabbing attention from asian and french women.
any male with a great low self esteem about his inner/outer appearance is always willing to spend all of his savings on the audi a5.

mike: todd, you have been f-cking women non-stop, how do you get all these hookers and strippers to get with you for free?!

todd: i bought the audi a5, how else!?!?!

mike: lol, omg……shm

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