Audit Hangover
physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.
guy #1: “oh man, i was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. i’ve got a m-ssive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what i did last night.”
guy #2 “sh-t, sounds like you’ve got a serious audit hangover. nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a red bull can’t fix, though.”
guy #1 “oh snap.”
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