to play with yourself, to j-ck-ff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
i always think of jordan capri when i am auditioning the finger puppets.
the long stories your aunt tells. this includes serial messages left on your answering machine, because there isn’t enough time on one message, or serial text messages. an auntecdote can be any length of time, but a true auntecdote is a five mintue story stretched into an obscene amount of time. though sometimes long and […]
where a person’s art is sh-ty and looks like a r-t-rded baby did it. aka: modern art a: hey man look at my manga i made. b: …are u serious?… what are you aurtistic?
austin + ally the couple name of austin moon and ally dawson. the main characters of disney’s austin & ally played by ross lynch and laura marano. oh my god, auslly is most definitely my favorite otp!
- Australian Mullet
a mullet “down-under.” excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. however, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party. i took off her pants and whoa, what’s with the australian mullet?
- Australian Tai Chi
is when an aussie (preferably) tries to manoeuvre a huge round of drinks over to his mates at the other end of the pub (without using a tray or aid of a waitress or another friend!). takes incredible concentration, dexterity and outstanding navigational skill! don’t worry mate, sheila can manage on her own. she’ll get […]