Audubon High School


a highschool in new jersey known for it’s:
h-m-phobia and ignorance.

horrible sports teams.
un-attractiveness.
bad music taste.
un-originality.
fat people.
whites.

a.k.a whiteubon.
“did you go to audubon high school?”
“yeah man, why do you think i’m such a douche?”
a high school in which untalented basketball players transfer to in order to get playing time.
chris delvechio goes to audubon high school

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