n. a variant of augmented reality video games in which partic-p-nts do stupid things that put their lives or the lives of others in danger, all in the effort of capturing some fictional video game character to boost their self-esteem.
pokémon go is fast becoming the premiere augmented stupidity game in the world!
#augmented reality #ios #android #niantic #pokémon go
- no hands mystery batch
c-mming without touching yourself. typically a younger males first foray into -rg-sm. for my bar mitzvah on my 13th birthday, i touched the hookers t-t & had a no hands mystery batch before my unkle lenny could pay her.
- sleepy queef
a v-g-n-l explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness while my girlfriend was napping on the couch i heard the unmistakable, m-ffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas… it was the elusive sleepy queef
- i dont buy it
is a slang that means ” i don’t believe it ” steve said that he won the lottery yesterday , i dont buy it though.
- coming up the rear
when you -j-c-l-t- during -n-l and you pull out then drag your p-n-s all the way up your partners -ss i was coming up the rear last night
cypb a sarcastic congratulatory note, in the form of an acronym, given to a scapegoat who has just been “promoted” or “honored” with leading an impossible team or mission. standing for “congratulations!!!…you poor b-st-rd!” cypb, i hear you just got promoted to lead company c on that suicide mission.