(also known as the irish phoenix) the augurey is native to britain and ireland. it looks somewhat like an underfed vulture in appearance. but it’s feathers are dark green. it is very shy, and nests in bramble, but has been known to also nest in thorn. the augurey has a deep cry, which was once believed to foretell death. but then patient research showed that the augurey sings merely when there will soon be rain. do not attempt to use one of their feathers as a quill, for it repels ink.
(the augurey is a beast in the world of harry potter.)
i heard a cry of an augurey, and thought i was then dead.
- love stuff
the awkward romantic sh-t that people don’t know how to deal with. ruthie, you are terrible at love stuff.
- subject l o s t
last official system tester for the void exploration programme, their name long forgotten subject l.o.s.t wanders the dark void in search for innocent victims to devourer you heard about subject l.o.s.t? no? good keep it that way.
- dog pound bagpipe
dog pound bag pipe: essentially the same as a rusty trombone however the girl also squeezes your belly until you fart. i was getting a rimmer but because of the mexican food it turned into a dog pound bagpipe.
to replace a job best done by a computer with a person. this is a process of reverse automation (similar to a mechanical turk) except that the task is better suited for a computer. i was going to write our own search program but then i decided to jimmify it. it just sends me an […]
the legendary wedgie which involves you pulling on said persons underwear so hard that they whirl into the air “jim was being an absolute speng and said he banged my mumso i gave him a huge wurlu.”