august 1 is national girlfriend day!
hey baby today is august 1 so here’s some flowers
- grea foun sword
a legendary sword in the game fortnite only found by those gifted with the power of an extra chromosome. lose -15 speech. “hey mom!, i found a grea-foun-sword” said little timmy. “thats great honey, now put your helmet back on” said his mother.
- soggy bats
when someone’s has soft punches “you have soggy bats”
silvanna is a lovely s-xy person who has a very big back and very big b**bs. her main objective in life is sleep. she loves to shout at her best friends and think’s shes the boss of the hookah you are acting very silvanna today.
- broken and contrite spirit
the lord is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit. psalm 34:18 1. broken and contrite spirit is when you are humble and falling apart. 2. no other hope but jesus. 3. god will save you if you have a broken and contrite spirit. […]
- dragon math
when china’s communist educational system forces millions of students in their formative years to practice thousands of drill-and-kill math questions to produce numerate citizens. many middle-cl-ss parents in china want their kids to go beyond dragon math, as they enroll them in enrichment and olympiad math cl-sses to boost their chances of securing a place […]