August 17
august 17 is give your girlfriend presents day.
she is amazing…you really don’t deserve her…you’d better buy her love by getting her something really great!
girl: my boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for august 17th!
boy: what is august 17th?
girl: it’s give your girlfriend presents day.
boy: oh…i didn’t give my girlfriend anything…maybe that’s why she left me for a girl.
girl: yeah, boys kind of suck. we only keep y’all around for the presents!
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